Alfie is a serving police officer, made his name as a contestant on the ITV “Show Me The Funny” series. Alfie is a versatile and distinctively humorous after dinner speaker, presenter and comedy writer with his niche area as a serving police sergeant. He came slightly later to comedy and brings a wealth of insights and comedy moments from his eighteen years on the beat, where a keen sense of humour has been the key to his success and survival! Alfie has an observational comedic style, with witty and often gritty anecdotes based on modern day policing!

“Alfie spoke at the Annual Steel Industry Dinner and went down a storm – he is one of the best we have had. He is master of the dry delivery of some very funny tales and he instantly captured the mood of the evening. When the formal part of the event was over, Alfie stayed and chatted to the guests, a gesture which was much appreciated. We would thoroughly recommend him”.

Ian Harding, President of NASS

“Great after dinner light-hearted, intelligent speaker. Genuinely funny, topical, interactive and pitched just right to a mixed audience – no swearing, never offensive or rude. One of the best – felt we were in safe hands”.
Martin Axon, HR Director, Clugston Construction Ltd

“It was clear that Alfie had done his homework prior to our event and hence the style and content was perfect with delivery that was well judged and targeted at the audience in question. Very positive feedback from all who attended. I would not hesitate to recommend him”.
Mark Newton, Managing Director, Soleco UK Ltd

“What an entertainer - a mixed audience and they all laughed out loud.  No innuendo, no smut, just very clever observations on the law, lawyers, police and the public. The best charter speaker we have had in living memory”.
Rodger Heathcote, President of The Rotary Club of Chesterfield Scarsdale

“Thank you on behalf of myself and fellow Council Members for your excellent after dinner speech. The feedback I have had has been very positive indeed. I think you pitched the content and humour perfectly for our event, making it a very successful and entertaining evening for us”.
Nick Wynn-Williams, President Wolverhampton Law Society

“Everyone thoroughly enjoyed your after dinner speech at the Burnley and Pendle Annual Law Dinner. You struck exactly the right balance for the audience and any future speakers will have a hard act to follow. As a final note I just wanted to mention how helpful you were in the planning stages given that it was the first time I had organised the dinner”.
Hannah Lamb, Burnley & Pendle Law Society

“After hearing Alfie speak at an event,  I subsequently booked his services for an Awards ceremony that I was arranging for one of my clients.  Alfie proved to be extremely entertaining and I received fabulous feedback.  Several guests saying that they just didn’t stop laughing!  He is excellent”.
Barbara Hallwood, Director, Marketing Profile

“Great success all round, everyone thought you were brilliant”.
Brian Hayward, Partner, PAGE Partnership